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Come at them from out of the Sun.

4/10/2013

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About two months ago, a meteorite exploded over Chelyabinsk in Russia, injuring hundreds and damaging buildings.  Astronomers have indicated that the meteorite took the planet by surprise because it approached the Earth from the Sun, preventing its early detection.

If you should ever find yourself in close-quarters combat (which you should try to avoid, of course), take inspiration from this celestial bruiser, and come at your enemies from out of the Sun.  Circle them if you can until your back is facing the Sun (or other bright light source).  This can impair their vision and ability to react quickly.  When you see that they are blinded, explode at them like a detonating asteroid, and then run like a comet to safety.  Hopefully, you'll have the same impact as a Russian meteor!

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